Revised Lyric for

He's as bold as brass...

What a clumsy pass!

He's unknown, unclassified,

All pushy pride,

There surely can't be two.

I know what attracts me to him so,

For me, he's something new:

I've got a tender spot

That wears no armor

Against that novel type:

The man unique.

A very risky lot,

This special charmer;

"On guard, you Tender Spot,

My knees grow weak!"

But I cannot abide

The ordinary;

I'm on my way

If I can say:

"Been there, done that before."

Had I a brain inside,

A heart more sane inside,

This tender spot I've got

Might me denied...

This tender danger spot

Deep down inside!!!